Cookies and cream

Coffee ice cream

I’ll do anything for an Oreo Klondike bar

Or a mint chocolatechip one

Mint ice cream is wack

Get out

You’re wack

Uh fuck mint chip kolndike 👌👌👌

Hey fedbois reading this, what icecream do you like?

I wonder what my FBI agent likes

For once I agree with the man from the mountain

He isn’t even from the mountains

Granite is just wrong

She doesn’t even go here

My heart is

I’m up there every weekend practically

Ya ya yaaaaaaa

My heart is from the potato fields

Flying up 93 with beers and vapes with my boys

Be careful. 93 is crawling with Leo’s

Mint Oreo Concrete Mixer from Culver's is probably peak icecream. Technically Culver's is Frozen Custard though.

Oh we are

My autocorrect is capitalizing a lot of stuff.

I see that

I won’t suck dick for a Klondike bar

At least it doesn’t change your words like it does for me

I would probably suck dick for a mint chip klondike

But, a roll of Grizz and some monsters...

But $20 is $20

Or skittles

It’s only gay if you like it

I’ve never sucked dick for anything but

I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

I usually do it outta charity

I suck a dick a month to make sure I dont like it so I know im not gay

Lmfaooo

Straight up

That legitimately made me laugh Shane.

Won’t know less you try it 5 times a week

Im glad to be of service

Jeeesus Christ I’m dying rn