the middle is retarded

Yeah there are some rats who will just bite everything

"just blow money on a moderate amount of shit you don't need"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_torture

PEOPLE ARE RATS WITH LANGUAGE

All commies should die by rats

Rats have three main traits: Bityness, explorativeness, and carefulness

@spaceplacenta PHYSICAL REMOVAL

"just have a small TV to watch a moderate amount of retarded sports shows"

Moongose suck at killing snakes, Cats have like 90% success rate

Yeah I have never paid 1k for a bed lol

The bity ones bite at the first sign of trouble. The explorative try to figure out what is happening, and the careful ones run and hide as soon as any thing happens

"just have a small mortgage to own your soul for decades"

@Hagel TRUE

Why would I want a small TV

exilarcho-primative wanking on your floor

@The Enlightened Shepherd CATS ARE AWESOME

That's stupid

@Hagel THREE CASTES?

TELEVISION IS ALSO AIDS

I want to see what's on the screen

All of those traits are useful, but for different situations

Snakes are too dumb for Cats, but Cats are unfortunately oblivious creatures thats why they get shoahd by lorries often

so rats have all of them spread out so that a few rats will always survive

andy you do not realize it but you are just another materialist

Hahahahhaha exilarch

no im spiritual

yeah but I can watch David Attenborough documentaries on a big ass Chinese TV

you want to own a TV

television ownership or spirituality, pick one

Yeah I want to see the stuff on the screen

Exilarch said he wanted to eat me but not my liver

loft bed or bamboo mat

Because I'm an alcoholic

We don't know what Andy is because he never says anything genuine, nor reveals anything about himself

They're not a dilemma

pick one

bamboo

do you think I needed to ask

Bamboo torture is brutal

Ludvig has been banned from /r/mudhuts