last time i ate it

was denny's

in 2009

don't really do chipotle either

i ate nachos and blew shit out of my ass at fucking warp speed

used to but got sick of it

nachos from dennys

yeah

i shit so hard i think i created a pressure differential in the plumbing at my house

never ate out again

never been to dennys

I mean

O mighty in n out
Master of burg
Bringer of grilled onions and delicious
Thou who's salt lieth upon fresh cut fries

Thou art the employees of dankness
Thou art the king of prowling drunks
Thou hath the power to force any blight in my veins
Sans ketchup

you never go to restaurants?

no

my gf's folks visit and treat us to lunch

i'll order burg

well done

Innout a santana

hm

Appreciate my wretched Californian parody

can I be rants overbearianno instead

yes

you earned it

yeah I mean

no contest

If I ever end up going back to a 40 hour week I'll probably get back into cookung

wait wait

Exilarch

I stopped trying to make decent shit for myself in college since my roommate was a dank cook

Tritipstero

he's on the up

and would just humiliate me anytime I tried anything

beyond a PBnJ

grilled PB&j

or eggs

you should have cummed on his fucking legs when he was sleeping for discouraging you

the upside of that was that I got to eat his cooking g all the time

nah he's a good friend

....all the more reason

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