You could singlehandedly destroy Facebook

S*** s*** steer s*** poster

Nice speech to text

HA!

I'm for real man

Survival Manual for the Aristokratic Troll

Chapter 1. Ride the Liger

dezinformatsiya

Ride the Liger is about finding balance between two opposing forces; the light and dark side of memes

You could make some $ on it

If you honestly did it

If 1% of Facebook was Carl shitpost, you'd break them

i wouldn't know how to make a constructive, informative statement on the internet

They couldn't hire enough Indians to ward off the bants

i could talk about myself like everyone else does

carl c? is he in here?

Hrmm

i could talk about the weather

What's it to ya, @MentalSyntaxError ?

just wondering, i remember him

talking about the weather is a primitive form of shitposting

makes good posts on fb

He is amongst our ranks

you?

No

I think lowly of you for thinking that I'm Carl

i don't use facebook much anymore

i wasn't thinking you were

facebook suspended me for 24 hours and i can't post or message for another 24

all for posting that old GNAA slogan on a friends page

What's your Facebook?

dimitri alves

brielle pitchell

i rarely use it though

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100013398846085

Ha

I suspected that was you @MentalSyntaxError

the first one

hilarious that people are really named that

just like there are real people named Eugene Nix