Why the hostility? 🤔

I won't tell you good morning anymore

Bad morning @fallot

lol

Fuck you @Nester

I told you not to tell Fallot that stuff because I knew he'd get upset

Good morning, @spaceplacenta

Good morning @Nester

You rat!

A rat? :(

@spaceplacenta cause you made a good thing

Why the hostility?

a "thing"

What thing?

saying hello and good morning to me

Because you snitched on me @Nester

On what?

It was a secret

I told him about the tandy orgies

I'm not telling the whole world

I'm disappointed in you

I'm more disappointed in you

Kuwaiti rats get squashed like bugs

@fallot that's one beautiful girl my man

cheers

I shaved her head now I'm itching

to shave things

Shave off your beard and convert to nihilism

Bert's nihilism

should be a fragrance

Nihilism by Bert

I had a good workout this morning

I flexed during a meeting

gonna berate my wife to feed babby

mentally?

No, just bulging my muscles so everybody could see

It was a long meeting

Almost fell asleep

@Death Strike's Bat http://web.archive.org/web/20090727014440/http://www.corrupt.org/news/review_heinz_chinese_chicken_and_sweetcorn_soup

> the beer and tobacco reviews

Hahahhaha you