You rat!

A rat? :(

@spaceplacenta cause you made a good thing

Why the hostility?

a "thing"

What thing?

saying hello and good morning to me

Because you snitched on me @Nester

On what?

It was a secret

I told him about the tandy orgies

I'm not telling the whole world

I'm disappointed in you

I'm more disappointed in you

Kuwaiti rats get squashed like bugs

@fallot that's one beautiful girl my man

cheers

I shaved her head now I'm itching

to shave things

Shave off your beard and convert to nihilism

Bert's nihilism

should be a fragrance

Nihilism by Bert

I had a good workout this morning

I flexed during a meeting

gonna berate my wife to feed babby

mentally?

No, just bulging my muscles so everybody could see

It was a long meeting

Almost fell asleep

@Death Strike's Bat http://web.archive.org/web/20090727014440/http://www.corrupt.org/news/review_heinz_chinese_chicken_and_sweetcorn_soup

> the beer and tobacco reviews

Hahahhaha you

So your daughter is all healthy?

@fallot http://web.archive.org/web/20100211010858/http://www.hessian.org/heavy_metal/2009/07/24/metal-needs-to-be-fresh-again/

@Death Strike's Bat start reviewing supplements

I'm glad she's doing well. I was kinda concerned about the incest with your cousin but it appears to have worked out ok

she isn't closely related to me

my parents are first cousins though

which seems to have worked out fine actually

@Death Strike's Bat you still haven't told me what you thought of Daudi Baldrs and that Demilich riff