nothing, I just don't eat many of them

I FEEL BETTER ABOUT THAT

SALADS ARE PERFECT SNACK FOOD

EAT A POUND OF LETTUCE

THEN HAVE A SLIPPERY DUMP

one time in a chat yarfy ate lettuce plain

You would be surprised at how quickly you can down a bag of carrots without even thinking.

he told them it was to undo their dalitry

I ENJOY EATING LETTUCE PLAIN

they said it was the worst thing they ever heard

IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS

THEY MUST BE KIDDING

LETTUCE IS DELICIOUS

MOST VARIETIES ANYWAY

@Mosely CARROTS ARE TASTY BUT TOO SWEET FOR ME

yeah, once I use up this coffee I will switch to chai

I LIKE THE TEXTURE THOUGH

and tell them I drink chai for Hitler

HITLER LOVED CHAI

JUST KIDDING

HE LOVED LASAGNA

A POINT IN HIS FAVOR

AND MORE PROOF

THAT GARFIELD IS A CRYPTO-NAZI

I heard he was a sensitive man

lasagna is morally bad

And Jon, for trying to keep him from it...?

dalits love lasagna

That can't be true because I happen to love it and not be a dalit

your note says you are an intense dalit

do you like it with sausage in it?

Too sweet, I understand. Why they're a favorite with kids.

No, lettuce and lentils usually

I bet you eat microwave lasagna

N

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😦

I should find a different meat to eat with stewed cabbage. Tubed turkey sausage is just the el-cheapo option.

My mother likes turkey necks, but she'll cook that with anything.

"<Exilarch> dalits love lasagna" how do you explain me liking it then?

Oh, @Kalvin already said that