https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7yuQFuVAAEcVTO.jpg

@profagonist fallot asked me to

if you cooked me this meal i would be most grateful and tip my bike helmet toward you

I can substitute the Top Ramen noodles with basically any other kind.

"Don't quite till mum cuts the electricity"

Good good.

@Horns i agree that you lack agency

you must be part asian

you're too uppity for a white australian

no i'm half ghanian

half asian

hence

Et tu bantu?

blasian

that should have been white

hahahaha

not shite

dvorak keyboard

i dont mind aussies

oi oi oi

i think you would fit in really well here

you all are weird though

had your weetbix

I'm white but honorary Somali

Half Ghanaian? 🇬🇭

you definitely wouldn't get bullied for being a weirdo

do you mean british asian

or global asian

i get bullied by weirdos for being weirder than them

well as long as you feel bullied i'm happy

https://pics.onsizzle.com/vegetarians-live-up-to-9-years-longer-than-meat-eaters-nine-2798926.png

this is what dalits believe

it isn't true

there is no such credible research

"9 years of life vs bacon? Buy me a coffin"

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2014/07/vegetarian_quote.jpg

these kind of factoids are based on weak shit usually

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/funny-pictures-vegans-live-longer-bar-sign.jpg

the healthiest old people I know are all vegetarians

it's just pintrest shit now

I hope you're not trying this crazy diet on your kid