I feel like we are all pretty familiar with your ideas, are we not?

I HAVE NOT POLLED ALL USERS

WITH SOME IDEAS, I AGREE

OTHERS SEEM UNKNOWN

SOMETIMES ONE-ON-ONE EXPLICATION IS USEFUL

This chat room is quite flexible

IF SOMEONE HAS A QUESTION

AND DID NOT WANT TO ASK

Quite

I guess what I'm saying is... by actually having you here in chat, it's a valuable opportunity to meet the wizard behind the curtain

DEEP VOICE: DO NOT DISTURB THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!

I feel like restating the article talking points is less than it could be used for, but that's me

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST THAT IT BE USED FOR?

I GET A LOT OF GREAT SUGGESTIONS FROM HERE AND BASE ARTICLES ON SOME OF THEM

I don't know, I'll think about that

"TEN TECHNIQUES FOR FLAWLESS FISTING"

WE COULD GO CLICKBAIT...

I'd rather hear you committed suicide

than waste your mind on that

NOT TO MENTION IT WOULD BE SHORT ON INFORMATION

1. PRACTICE PUNCHING HOLES IN WATERMELONS

Fisting as a method of transcendence

Not the watermelons. ;_;

2. USE EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL

OH RIGHT

holy shit that would burn bad

WATERMELONS ARE RACIST

"TRANSCENDENTAL FISTING"

EVOO on bare skin

Amerika.org goes wikihow

LOTS OF CLICKS... MILLIONS... THE NEXT GAWKER?

THE THOUGHT IS HORRIFYING

I guess it is a good thing that the articles are still longwinded if not topically repetetive

Guest illustrators for Amerika.org WikiHow edition, they all have a different idea of what Prozak looks like

THERE IS ALSO SOME DEGREE OF RING COMPOSITION

@Mosely ARTICLE FEATURES TEN BLACK GUYS

It occured to me tonight how French and Greeks completely gave themselves away to Bolshevism

FALLOUT FROM ATHENS AND PARIS REVOLUTIONS

I SHOULD PORTRAY MYSELF AS A BLACK DUDE WITH YARMULKE AND CONFEDERATE FLAG

I feel like I have simplified my own ideas to the point where they could be clickbait easily

SIMPLE AND CLEAR IS ATTRACTIVE