my tablet tries to prevent me from writing the word "fat" or "fag" or 'gay" even though I have added them to its dictionary

He does not even have the capacity

autocorrect censors you

TABLETS AND PHONES HAVE BEEN DESIGNED FOR RETARDS

THEY CANNOT LET YOU INSULT THE AUDIENCE

I LOVE THE PORTABILITY OF TABLETS

BUT

THE OPERATING SYSTEMS HAVE FORGOTTEN EVERY LESSON OF THE PAST 30 YEARS

I DISABLE AUTOCORRECT

Android is Bolshevism

hahaha I was right http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/yes-apple-needs-to-re-evaluate-its-censorious-attitude-but-we-dont-want-the-walls-to-come-down-entirely/

Designed for retards and popular with infants and the elderly who are retards in a technological sense.

there is so much bullshit propaganda flying around in today's world that all I can rely on is my own direct observation and pattern recognition, but at this point it's such a well honed machine that every time I notice something I end up finding proof after the fact

All technology today is essentially niggertech

And everything that can be exploited in a positive way is basically free shit on the internet

our tech today... yeah, tablets are basically toys for women

it doesn't have to be that way, there is not a real reason why a tablet interface necessitates everything being retarded, but that is how it is

tech philosophy - validate yourself more efficiently than ever

no matter where it come sfrom

every company follows the same rule

make a product that makes a customer feel good about himself

yes

SMART water

it's the domination of advertising

SMART car

There is some karmic drawback to making products for idiots. There has to be.

well yes of course there is

Or, at least ones that help them validate themselves.

Wait, smart water?

the catch is the end of the world

http://www.coca-colaproductfacts.com/content/dam/productfacts/us/productDetails/ProductImages/SmartWater_20oz.png

coca cola found out that by telling you you were smart in the process, they could get you to pay double for your tap water

https://jet.com/product/detail/7a113e3c410a44319aef349d884ef34e?jcmp=pla:ggl:JD_cons_Gen_Grocery_a2:Grocery_Beverages_Water_a2:na:PLA_786070977_46630719528_pla-293008041761:na:na:na:2&code=PLA15

>$42

𝔀𝓮𝔀 𝓵𝓪𝓭

how did you change text

A secret from the dark continent. Old as time. I am religiously forbidden from attempting to teach you.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

http://qaz.wtf/u/convert.cgi

I kid.

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neat

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