Message from @fallot

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2017-04-24 06:28:13 UTC  

I have no idea

2017-04-24 06:28:15 UTC  

"I could not believe eyes. I have seen lots of things since SSSR fell but this was the most strange. Maci did not have a middle finger. Maci Mallory had a long appendage thing. It looked like snow crab leg covered in shit. I have been finger-fucked by snow crab lady! All bumpy and slick with oily brown goop like Indian curry. Indian would eat crap that looked like that. Indian with brown skin not red skin Indian. I ran away to bathroom. I had to shit bad."

2017-04-24 06:28:58 UTC  

She was hungry for cock and I was hungry for chicken

2017-04-24 06:29:14 UTC  

there's so many good lines in this courtesy of some metalhead who barely speaks english

2017-04-24 06:33:03 UTC  

lol

2017-04-24 06:33:09 UTC  

fucking rediculous

2017-04-24 06:38:24 UTC  

“She constantly had screaming delusions of falling into hell & landing in a pile of dead babies.”

2017-04-24 06:39:04 UTC  

"Turns out she liked getting brutalized & having cigarettes put out on her ghastly sag bag tits.
Later after my landlord was murdered with a sledge by her boyfriend & the new owners refused to clean up the stench, i refused to pay rent.they were going to evict me so I moved in with frau gross tits for $100/mo. Would’ve been a better choice being homeless."

2017-04-24 06:53:27 UTC  

I wonder what sort of faggotry reddit has been up to https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-IyNofXcAAv9od.jpg

2017-04-24 07:03:35 UTC  

Didn't he fuck Serena Williams?

2017-04-24 07:09:34 UTC  

He just announced an announcement

2017-04-24 07:09:36 UTC  

A silly classic

2017-04-24 09:20:15 UTC  

@Hagel even more so I feel a kinship with all believers

2017-04-24 09:48:07 UTC  

Check it out

2017-04-24 09:48:57 UTC  

They are fags so may have a tendency to exaggerate and appropriate but most names in there seem credible.

2017-04-24 11:53:09 UTC  

OLD POPE WAS GOOD

2017-04-24 11:53:11 UTC  

NEW POPE IS AWFUL

2017-04-24 12:02:47 UTC  

old pope was lauded by more traditional catholics, but looking into him he doesn't seem to be good either

2017-04-24 12:02:53 UTC  

there's something funny going on with him

2017-04-24 12:02:56 UTC  

outside this gay rumour stuff

2017-04-24 12:03:09 UTC  

I wouldn't be surprised if he engineered the rise of Francis

2017-04-24 12:15:42 UTC  

They're all a bunch of fags

2017-04-24 12:40:20 UTC  

I marvel sometimes at the reactions of non-American westerners to US gun laws/culture

2017-04-24 12:40:28 UTC  

they can't seem to understand why anyone would want to have a gun

2017-04-24 12:40:35 UTC  

just can't process it

2017-04-24 12:41:06 UTC  

if the society around them collapsed, in a few days they would completely understand why anyone would want to have a gun

2017-04-24 12:41:52 UTC  

I don't know if the Americans keep the guns because they realize they are only a few steps removed from every man for himself

2017-04-24 12:42:06 UTC  

or because of some ingrained culture of individualism that is preserved for its own sake

2017-04-24 12:42:20 UTC  

but they seem more sensible to me than not

2017-04-24 12:55:02 UTC  

GUNS IN AMERICA = INDEPENDENCE + WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD DIVERSITY

2017-04-24 12:55:11 UTC  

NEED TO SHOOT INDIANS, COYOTES, SNAKES, ETC.

2017-04-24 12:55:14 UTC  

WE ARE A FRONTIER NATION

2017-04-24 12:55:17 UTC  

AND WE LIKE IT THIS WAY

2017-04-24 12:55:21 UTC  

THE CITIES MUST BURN

2017-04-24 12:55:27 UTC  

America has a frontier nation in it

2017-04-24 12:55:36 UTC  

but I don't think all of it is like that

2017-04-24 12:55:41 UTC  

doesn't fit