It's shitty because we have nothing to do if you're not under 45 or retired.

I was expecting a normal theater, not a rundown bar

So I guess my expectations were too high

We have two malls, a bowling alley, and those theatres.

They should install an escalator for the fat people

Why?

Fat people need stairs.

Ease of access

Why?

My friend was winded

And I had to hear about it

Just thinking of possible improvements

You could be a pal and help him lose weight.

Instead of inconveniencing a small business

I think he's talking about from the business' point of view

which he

that sounds shitty. with more context, I'd probably give a 0/10 too

screwy letters he

Do they really bring you drinks?

When I went to this dinner theatre place in L.A I was given a mutton leg by a busty wench

if he were the theater, he'd install an escalator so that fat people would be happier about going

(or, presumably, the owner of the property the theater rents space from)

Yes, that's their schtick. You can drink and watch a movie

That's pretty cool but sounds kinda dirty.

Yes, it's a liability having fat people climb so many stairs

Imagine the spills, the smell, using someone else's glass

some people want that kind of scuzzy "insider" dive experience

Buuuut, here, we have cafès in our theatre lobbies so I guess it's the same concept.

I've only drank beer a few times.

I don't think I like it as much as I do whiskey.

It just tastes like something you drink when you're already buzzed.

I think my survey got singled out because the manager who responded, I know

I didn't know she worked there

what movie did you see

Yeah what sorta movies are you into

do they have cinemas in america where they play porn

Yep

That's how they got Peewee Herman

But you're not supposed to masturbate in them

I'm not really into movies but I saw Alien Covenant