Message from @custer

Discord ID: 319879037487153153


2017-06-01 16:39:47 UTC  

Small town fun

2017-06-01 16:40:12 UTC  

It's shitty because we have nothing to do if you're not under 45 or retired.

2017-06-01 16:40:12 UTC  

I was expecting a normal theater, not a rundown bar

2017-06-01 16:40:21 UTC  

So I guess my expectations were too high

2017-06-01 16:40:23 UTC  

We have two malls, a bowling alley, and those theatres.

2017-06-01 16:41:25 UTC  

They should install an escalator for the fat people

2017-06-01 16:41:29 UTC  

Why?

2017-06-01 16:41:36 UTC  

Fat people need stairs.

2017-06-01 16:41:37 UTC  

Ease of access

2017-06-01 16:41:47 UTC  

Why?

2017-06-01 16:41:54 UTC  

My friend was winded

2017-06-01 16:42:06 UTC  

And I had to hear about it

2017-06-01 16:42:28 UTC  

Just thinking of possible improvements

2017-06-01 16:42:46 UTC  

You could be a pal and help him lose weight.

2017-06-01 16:43:01 UTC  

Instead of inconveniencing a small business

2017-06-01 16:43:07 UTC  

I think he's talking about from the business' point of view

2017-06-01 16:43:35 UTC  

which he

2017-06-01 16:43:48 UTC  

that sounds shitty. with more context, I'd probably give a 0/10 too

2017-06-01 16:44:44 UTC  

screwy letters he

2017-06-01 16:44:46 UTC  

Do they really bring you drinks?

2017-06-01 16:45:05 UTC  

When I went to this dinner theatre place in L.A I was given a mutton leg by a busty wench

2017-06-01 16:45:24 UTC  

if he were the theater, he'd install an escalator so that fat people would be happier about going

2017-06-01 16:45:41 UTC  

(or, presumably, the owner of the property the theater rents space from)

2017-06-01 16:45:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/319879257490849802/IMG_20170601_114545.jpg

2017-06-01 16:46:24 UTC  

Yes, that's their schtick. You can drink and watch a movie

2017-06-01 16:46:47 UTC  

That's pretty cool but sounds kinda dirty.

2017-06-01 16:46:57 UTC  

Yes, it's a liability having fat people climb so many stairs

2017-06-01 16:47:02 UTC  

Imagine the spills, the smell, using someone else's glass

2017-06-01 16:47:29 UTC  

some people want that kind of scuzzy "insider" dive experience

2017-06-01 16:47:47 UTC  

Buuuut, here, we have cafès in our theatre lobbies so I guess it's the same concept.

2017-06-01 16:48:24 UTC  

I've only drank beer a few times.

2017-06-01 16:48:32 UTC  

I don't think I like it as much as I do whiskey.

2017-06-01 16:48:45 UTC  

It just tastes like something you drink when you're already buzzed.

2017-06-01 16:49:51 UTC  

I think my survey got singled out because the manager who responded, I know

2017-06-01 16:50:15 UTC  

I didn't know she worked there

2017-06-01 16:59:45 UTC  

what movie did you see

2017-06-01 17:00:07 UTC  

Yeah what sorta movies are you into

2017-06-01 17:02:22 UTC  

do they have cinemas in america where they play porn

2017-06-01 17:03:36 UTC  

Yep

2017-06-01 17:03:42 UTC  

That's how they got Peewee Herman

2017-06-01 17:04:01 UTC  

But you're not supposed to masturbate in them