have you ever had sex outside of a long term relationship?

when did you lose your virginity

at what age

just to get a feel for how long this has all been going on

so over the course of about 5 years you have had sex with a total of 4 women and zero men

so okay

that's good data

okay so in between these relationships, what do you do

itt: exilarch can't tell when someone's trolling him

to be specific, do you masturbate or use pornography?

@fallot ot @devolved ved @Nester so his sexual history summary: lost virginity at age 15, slept with 4 sluts since then, denies sex with anyone outside of 6mo+ relationship, masturbates, pornography addict

well that about wraps it up

you are indeed a dalit

hahaha

fallot and nester should hopefully conclude you are worthy of hell

I am not

but you are

exilarch is holy

yes

would you kiss exilarch

no you won't, you'll be on a torture rack getting your liver eaten by vultures over and over forever

while I go off to become a god

he can't grow one

Aryan japoginger genetics

do not permit it

bc he wants to be that dude

it's obvs

I like making fun of gay dudes but I'm not about to rile myself up over it

aye

just imagine the pressure inside exilarchs head

dudes going to stroke out before 40

not that stroke out

the kind where you die

haha

you're alright 🥔

make out?

was worth a shot

...oh

well this is weird

God there's no way to joke on that

so disturbing that it's real