Message from @Parasite

Discord ID: 333795578947305481


2017-07-09 21:48:55 UTC  

Although I've ran into him

2017-07-09 21:49:00 UTC  

But never said hello

2017-07-09 21:49:11 UTC  

That would drive me nuts i would have said something

2017-07-09 21:49:12 UTC  

Man

2017-07-09 21:49:22 UTC  

This dude must've stalked me

2017-07-09 21:49:27 UTC  

I used my real name

2017-07-09 21:49:32 UTC  

Even more reason

2017-07-09 21:50:22 UTC  

Hahaha. It's amazing how much my email made an impression

2017-07-09 21:50:52 UTC  

Yeah well i take all internet shit with a grain of salt

2017-07-09 21:50:54 UTC  

I was just upset that morbid angel lost a good guitarist

2017-07-09 21:51:04 UTC  

He didn't back then

2017-07-09 21:51:21 UTC  

I guess this guy had some subconscious thoughts that resonated with your statement

2017-07-09 21:52:10 UTC  

What would you have said in his position

2017-07-09 21:55:12 UTC  

Ive contemplated bringing some war metal bullshit up with the guys from Blasphemy. I dont know how well it would go over with them though

2017-07-10 01:34:47 UTC  

@spaceplacenta why did you not hold up a "YHBT" sign

2017-07-10 02:23:19 UTC  

Imagine being re-zoned. " sorry sir you have been shifted to the metal zone untill we figure out what to do with you 😮"

2017-07-10 02:24:27 UTC  

First day moving into your new house, a motorcyle pops through the family room window like the Killed by death video.

2017-07-10 02:25:18 UTC  

Id imagine the alt right would have these "problems" with certain demographics

2017-07-10 02:26:38 UTC  

Some white devils have settled in my house sire, what shall i do?

2017-07-10 02:38:02 UTC  

kill em

2017-07-10 02:40:24 UTC  

I wish i had access to USA hardware, fuck , you guys got nice toys

2017-07-10 02:41:09 UTC  

I have to learn double dutch before i can get a handgun

2017-07-10 03:10:27 UTC  

DOUBLE DUTCH = CHOCOLATE + WAFFLES?

2017-07-10 04:16:11 UTC  

No i had to skip rope with the force. So embarrassing.

2017-07-10 12:14:30 UTC  

<:nazi_flag:286647190388998160> + 🇫🇷 = SS Charlemagne 😁

2017-07-10 14:28:13 UTC  

HELL IS FULL AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE

2017-07-10 14:28:42 UTC  

then why is Hell full?

2017-07-10 15:01:38 UTC  

i have a moonface

2017-07-10 15:05:51 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267086373285134338/333987190109503498/image134.png

2017-07-10 15:06:31 UTC  

BEHOLD

2017-07-10 15:06:34 UTC  

THE FUTURE

2017-07-10 15:37:59 UTC  

vry_o realtalk it is sometimes hard to tell who has cushings from who is just a slob

2017-07-10 15:38:50 UTC  

for example let's say they're fat and look like hell, how do we know they have slow wound healing from cushing's and not from microvascular disease + low protein diet?

2017-07-10 15:39:18 UTC  

fun fact, wound healing speed directly correlates with the amount of protein in your diet, when they feed people after surgery they basically give them bodybuilder macros

2017-07-10 15:39:52 UTC  

so if you actually do the meme and eat 1g/lb bodyweight you will heal up like wolverine

2017-07-10 15:45:06 UTC  

also fuck that squid avi. back to lapland aurora pics