kill em

I wish i had access to USA hardware, fuck , you guys got nice toys

I have to learn double dutch before i can get a handgun

DOUBLE DUTCH = CHOCOLATE + WAFFLES?

http://www.amerika.org/politics/understanding-individualism/

No i had to skip rope with the force. So embarrassing.

<:nazi_flag:286647190388998160> + 🇫🇷 = SS Charlemagne 😁

HELL IS FULL AND ALL THE DEVILS ARE HERE

then why is Hell full?

i have a moonface

BEHOLD

THE FUTURE

vry_o realtalk it is sometimes hard to tell who has cushings from who is just a slob

for example let's say they're fat and look like hell, how do we know they have slow wound healing from cushing's and not from microvascular disease + low protein diet?

fun fact, wound healing speed directly correlates with the amount of protein in your diet, when they feed people after surgery they basically give them bodybuilder macros

so if you actually do the meme and eat 1g/lb bodyweight you will heal up like wolverine

also fuck that squid avi. back to lapland aurora pics

also holy dick, my chest is out of shape. All these push ups and dips are going straight to my triceps. I tried to do flies with furniture sliders and could barely do them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6w8GooaiR0

this fucks you up

also I do not care if the people living in lapland are allegedly half gooks, just judging by the pictures and weather data it's obviously the best piece of geography on the entire earth

DISPLACE THE FOREIGN AND TAKE OVER

AS LONG AS YOU ARE TRUE NORD

speaking of improvised exercise, the forest is a great place for it

you can easily make a gym out of just a bunch of logs

apparently pine and fir have a density range of 350 and 550 kg/m3

so you could just build a covered shelter with a bunch of sections of logs at different lengths and thicknesses

caffeine hitting hard, getting manic

THAT SEEMS LIKE A KILLER IDEA

I LIKE HOW THE SEALs ARE ALWAYS CARRYING LOGS AROUND

NOT JUST HEAVY, BUT HARD TO HOLD = BUILDS GRIP

MORESO EVEN THAN MASTURBATING TO PORNHUB

I have yet to find an exercise I can't do with logs out in the woods

GOOD IDEA FOR A VIDEO

LOG HEALTH

the problem is that would appeal to the manylbaconbeard crowd

soon paleo retards would be running out into the forests to cut all the trees down and build their manlybeard homegyms

"I LIKE HOW THE SEALs ARE ALWAYS CARRYING LOGS AROUND"

hey look, proof you can type lowercase letters

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