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2017-07-27 03:58:28 UTC  

but taking that to some ridiculous extreme is silly too

2017-07-27 03:58:33 UTC  

balanced diet

2017-07-27 03:58:50 UTC  

eat meat, eat grains and vegetables, eat fat

2017-07-27 04:00:18 UTC  

NO BEANS

2017-07-27 04:04:24 UTC  

fantasy writing, perenially uncool, has finally caught up to the identity politics people as a genre. The old cool thing was "grimdark" crypto-christian morality plays that follow the american tradition of objectifying violence

2017-07-27 04:04:55 UTC  

heh

2017-07-27 04:04:56 UTC  

the new cool thing is settings that aren't "european" and feature a diverse cast

2017-07-27 04:05:08 UTC  

That's retarded.

2017-07-27 04:05:22 UTC  

except they still just continue to ape tolkien, they just stick it in the chinese skin or the african skin or whatever

2017-07-27 04:05:27 UTC  

so it's extra retarded

2017-07-27 04:05:51 UTC  

Tolkein had blacks and Arabs as gullible savages.

2017-07-27 04:06:05 UTC  

yeah. easterlings and haradrim

2017-07-27 04:06:06 UTC  

And hordes of easterlings

2017-07-27 04:06:20 UTC  

Who are supposed to be asiastics

2017-07-27 04:06:25 UTC  

And some Russians.

2017-07-27 04:06:42 UTC  

Gondor is Byzantium and Arnor is Western Europe

2017-07-27 04:06:45 UTC  

was Rhun supposed to be russians?

2017-07-27 04:06:49 UTC  

And unlike Peter Jackson

2017-07-27 04:06:53 UTC  

Umbar was like north african

2017-07-27 04:06:58 UTC  

It's supposed to be like 1000ad

2017-07-27 04:07:03 UTC  

Or 1100

2017-07-27 04:07:31 UTC  

Yeah, except he left the tech level in the shire anachronistically high. I think they had a whole postal service

2017-07-27 04:07:44 UTC  

which I have no issue with lol

2017-07-27 04:07:47 UTC  

The shire is olde England

2017-07-27 04:08:05 UTC  

Which is where Peter Jackson got confused.

2017-07-27 04:08:22 UTC  

I hope when kid rock wins his inaugural speech goes MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIII..."

2017-07-27 04:08:27 UTC  

Their costumes are like 17th century peasant clothes.

2017-07-27 04:08:36 UTC  

In his movie.

2017-07-27 04:08:53 UTC  

pepe kekson

2017-07-27 04:08:55 UTC  

Also Frodo is supposed to be like 40-50 something

2017-07-27 04:09:00 UTC  

And Sam like 25

2017-07-27 04:09:16 UTC  

And Frodo is the officer and Sam is his batman

2017-07-27 04:09:21 UTC  

No one ever wants to join voice

2017-07-27 04:09:50 UTC  

They're not gay or chummy at all

2017-07-27 04:09:53 UTC  

The movies made frodo a lot less socially superior to sam

2017-07-27 04:10:05 UTC  

The movies made Frodo a bitch

2017-07-27 04:10:30 UTC  

And made him attack Sam and dumb shit

2017-07-27 04:10:38 UTC  

And fucked the ending

2017-07-27 04:10:48 UTC  

Where he straight up just takes the ring.

2017-07-27 04:10:54 UTC  

Like Isildur did.