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2017-07-27 04:07:03 UTC  

Or 1100

2017-07-27 04:07:31 UTC  

Yeah, except he left the tech level in the shire anachronistically high. I think they had a whole postal service

2017-07-27 04:07:44 UTC  

which I have no issue with lol

2017-07-27 04:07:47 UTC  

The shire is olde England

2017-07-27 04:08:05 UTC  

Which is where Peter Jackson got confused.

2017-07-27 04:08:22 UTC  

I hope when kid rock wins his inaugural speech goes MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIII..."

2017-07-27 04:08:27 UTC  

Their costumes are like 17th century peasant clothes.

2017-07-27 04:08:36 UTC  

In his movie.

2017-07-27 04:08:53 UTC  

pepe kekson

2017-07-27 04:08:55 UTC  

Also Frodo is supposed to be like 40-50 something

2017-07-27 04:09:00 UTC  

And Sam like 25

2017-07-27 04:09:16 UTC  

And Frodo is the officer and Sam is his batman

2017-07-27 04:09:21 UTC  

No one ever wants to join voice

2017-07-27 04:09:50 UTC  

They're not gay or chummy at all

2017-07-27 04:09:53 UTC  

The movies made frodo a lot less socially superior to sam

2017-07-27 04:10:05 UTC  

The movies made Frodo a bitch

2017-07-27 04:10:30 UTC  

And made him attack Sam and dumb shit

2017-07-27 04:10:38 UTC  

And fucked the ending

2017-07-27 04:10:48 UTC  

Where he straight up just takes the ring.

2017-07-27 04:10:54 UTC  

Like Isildur did.

2017-07-27 04:11:12 UTC  

And gollum bites his finger off.

2017-07-27 04:11:26 UTC  

They also fucked up Sauron and Isildur.

2017-07-27 04:12:17 UTC  

Like Gil galad and elendil beat Sauron and starved him out of baradur and Gil Galad killed him

2017-07-27 04:12:21 UTC  

With a spear.

2017-07-27 04:12:51 UTC  

Isildur cut the ring off Sauron's corpse after the battle as a trophy

2017-07-27 04:12:58 UTC  

As the ring wanted to be cut off.

2017-07-27 04:13:28 UTC  

Like he didn't read it carefully

2017-07-27 04:13:32 UTC  

Peter Jackson

2017-07-27 04:14:44 UTC  

I think he probably did but just changed a lot of shit to pander to an audience that was always going to be primarily casual

2017-07-27 04:14:58 UTC  

He also fucked up a ton of shit about the plot. Like Gandalf wanting to throw the ring into the sea (so he could dive in an take it himself)

2017-07-27 04:15:06 UTC  

so TLDR fallot you have no real dietary opinion

2017-07-27 04:15:16 UTC  

other than do not do a diet that deviates too far from the norm

2017-07-27 04:15:34 UTC  

@UOC yeah like make aragorn old but ba e self doubt randomly

2017-07-27 04:15:46 UTC  

When its clear he has no self doubt even in the movie

2017-07-27 04:16:02 UTC  

And Viggo acts like he's the king of everything

2017-07-27 04:16:13 UTC  

Except when he has to go sulk to Arwen

2017-07-27 04:16:41 UTC  

And make Faramir try to take the ring too but having him beat gollum was cool.

2017-07-27 04:17:00 UTC  

But undermines the power of the ring itself.

2017-07-27 04:17:23 UTC  

Gollum is slowly becoming a nazgul

2017-07-27 04:17:39 UTC  

And Bilbo into gollum