THIS HAS ALSO LED TO AN INCREASE IN FLAMING TURDS ROCKETING ACROSS THE ROOM

OW MY ANUS

MAYBE I WILL TURN ANUS.COM INTO A HOT SAUCE COMPANY

peppers aren't as easy to come by here

I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT

food is mostly eastern euro slop

cabbage

CABBAGE

PIEROGI ARE AWESOME WITH TABASCO THOUGH

AH

CABBAGE

FOOD OF THE GODS

IN HELL

...ACTUALLY, I KIND OF DIG CABBAGE, BUT I AM A VEG NOT FRUITS EATER

BUT

MOST PEOPLE PREPARE IT HORRIBLY

THE GOAL IS TO COOK IT AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE

COLE SLAW IS PROBABLY ITS BEST FORM

I'll give you that one. it's boiled into a plastic film stuffed with cheap ground beef and rice and covered with canned tomato

people consider this a local delicacy

(SHUDDERS)

THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE ACTUALLY

WHAT, UH, WHAT ETHNIC FOOD DO THEY THINK THAT IS?

Hungarian/Slovak/Polish

I SEE

I'll bet that tastes like poverty.

THEY SORT OF COMBINED ALL OF THEM AND CAME UP WITH A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR, THEN FIGURED WHY NOT REDUCE QUALITY FURTHER

POVERTY IS MORE NOBLE THAN OBEDIENCE

BUT MOST DO NOT DO IT FOR THAT REASON

90% OF HUMANITY IS TOTALLY INCOMPETENT

ESPECIALLY IN A KITCHEN

what's worse is restaurants will take the day old stuff they don't sell, add it to water and sell it as soup in winter

VOMITSKI!

PEOPLE HERE GO TO WHOLE FOODS

"OH LOOK I LOVE THEIR PREPARED FOODS!"

like the wall never came down, just moved way way west

THEN I TELL THEM

THAT THOSE ARE THE THINGS THAT WERE EXPIRING, SO WERE MADE INTO A NEW FORM TO WORK AROUND THE LAW

@vry_o what do you think of kompot?

"OH THAT'S AWFUL!"

THEN I POINT OUT THAT THIS MEANS NOTHING IS WASTED