THAT SHIT IS ALL SALT, NO SPICE!

@MRB MAYBE IT SHOULD SAY "BLACK ANUS" INSTEAD?

I LIKE THE BLACK PENIS ANGLE HOWEVER

I noticed that. LA hot sauce is awful

IT LETS ME TYPE BLACK PENIS AGAIN AND AGAIN

@vry_o I SEE YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN HOT SAUCES

I RECENTLY MADE A BREAKTHROUGH IN THE MAKING OF THESE

I've been using more Mexican hot sauces

ZERO VINEGAR

MEXICAN HOT SAUCES = PEPPERS + GARLIC, QUASI-FERMENTED BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE COUNTRY IS THAT WAY

OWING TO HIGH PRESENCE OF E.COLI ON ALL SURFACES

I GOT LAZY

I STOPPED BUYING HOT SAUCES

e.coolio

MAIN REASON WAS THE ABUNDANCE OF HOT PEPPERS IN LOCAL STORES

IT JUST GOT EASIER TO MAKE MY OWN

BUT

THIS HAS ALSO LED TO AN INCREASE IN FLAMING TURDS ROCKETING ACROSS THE ROOM

OW MY ANUS

MAYBE I WILL TURN ANUS.COM INTO A HOT SAUCE COMPANY

peppers aren't as easy to come by here

I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT

food is mostly eastern euro slop

cabbage

CABBAGE

PIEROGI ARE AWESOME WITH TABASCO THOUGH

AH

CABBAGE

FOOD OF THE GODS

IN HELL

...ACTUALLY, I KIND OF DIG CABBAGE, BUT I AM A VEG NOT FRUITS EATER

BUT

MOST PEOPLE PREPARE IT HORRIBLY

THE GOAL IS TO COOK IT AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE

COLE SLAW IS PROBABLY ITS BEST FORM

I'll give you that one. it's boiled into a plastic film stuffed with cheap ground beef and rice and covered with canned tomato

people consider this a local delicacy

(SHUDDERS)

THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE ACTUALLY

WHAT, UH, WHAT ETHNIC FOOD DO THEY THINK THAT IS?

Hungarian/Slovak/Polish