Message from @Death Strike's Bat
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that is a huge
africa never maanaged that once you go south of mali
zimbabwe is just a fucking wall
tropic thunder is great
so king arthur, who was surely not a tribal priest king but rather a war chief (separate role from kings), who lived in a castle and fought tribal kings, is living in a much more developed dark age society of guys killing each othe rin the woods and countryside than Africa
Monty Python & the Holy Grail > Africa
I barely even care about anything anymore except just getting my business up
@diversity_is_racism are those stock images?
it looks like a confident black businessman stock photo (like a guy who bought warehouse company, applied streetwise common sense, and diversified his investments. like if wu tang financial bought a conglamerate or one of thes ebusinesses with a lot business but who don't have a great revenue stream due to idiocyand wasting money) and actor playing a cop winking at the camera
my goal is to run a law firm like that
those dudes make real fucking money
me and my partner will pose back to back with our arms crossed on billboards
I'll use my name as a pun in my slogan
and underpay a bunch of desperate attorneys from low-ranked schools to do everything while I overact in commercials
I feel like all Ican do is sperg about my business
@UOC serious criminal defense attorneys also don't make money a lot of the time
if you're accused of a serious crime, you only get paid if you win
shkreli's lawyers are getting his bail money
and firesaled
they're not gonnaget paid in full and raised their rates so that he can't afford them anymore as he's an autistic retard who hurt his own chance of even getting a slap on the wrist
you don't call a mean old japanese women junior varsity when she is a judge as she is a mean old japanese woman
he seems like he is significantly less rich and powerful than he believes
like he has some solid albanian poker face game, but he's still bluffing
fuck serious criminal defense work
the real money is in either providing cursory legal work to vast numbers of poor saps with poor sap problems
or
finding and exploiting some government or corporate noncompliance by suing.
as a class action
here is an idea I've had - class action suits against national fraternities and sororities for hazing practices
$$$$$
if it were me, I would look at boomers as a target victim group
then I'd try to narrow down different groups of boomers until I found the ones who were most at risk of suit and least prepared
I know a guy who made a lot of millions of dollars suing retirement homes for mistreatment of their charges
you could do that easy nigga
most retirement homes are cockroach boxes that make fun of their geezers for being old
I think another good target is property management companies because they are almost never actually following state law obligations about how they need to operate
interesting