@UOC serious criminal defense attorneys also don't make money a lot of the time

if you're accused of a serious crime, you only get paid if you win

shkreli's lawyers are getting his bail money

which was his etrade account that he cashed out

and firesaled

they're not gonnaget paid in full and raised their rates so that he can't afford them anymore as he's an autistic retard who hurt his own chance of even getting a slap on the wrist

you don't call a mean old japanese women junior varsity when she is a judge as she is a mean old japanese woman

he seems like he is significantly less rich and powerful than he believes

like he has some solid albanian poker face game, but he's still bluffing

fuck serious criminal defense work

the real money is in either providing cursory legal work to vast numbers of poor saps with poor sap problems

or

finding and exploiting some government or corporate noncompliance by suing.

as a class action

here is an idea I've had - class action suits against national fraternities and sororities for hazing practices

$$$$$

if it were me, I would look at boomers as a target victim group

then I'd try to narrow down different groups of boomers until I found the ones who were most at risk of suit and least prepared

I know a guy who made a lot of millions of dollars suing retirement homes for mistreatment of their charges

you could do that easy nigga

most retirement homes are cockroach boxes that make fun of their geezers for being old

I think another good target is property management companies because they are almost never actually following state law obligations about how they need to operate

interesting

Who would be defending in frat lawsuits @UOC ?

I might watch a shitload of street fights

real ones are just likely to be flailing blacks @Deleted User 57835c2c aren't they

Hey @DankCaesar

lame, could have been better

the communism sucks bit, sucks

Cumunism suck would've been better

Ayn Rand was a terrible person

which carries over into her philosophy

she endorsed being a sexual libertine

they should dig up her body and put her in the trash

I agree

the sex stuff was probably Jewishness

coming out

If you mean with all Lolbertarians joining her in the trash, I can't disagree.

of course I agree with that

she does belong in a landfill, as opposed to a grave

it's so funny how wrong people are about how culture works