I'll bet she doesn't get much oral sex...

why would she

that's gross

why is she doing this so often

there's like 8 wasted watermelons at the end...

women can only effectively do three or four things throughout their entire lives

it's funny knowing that this is one of them for her

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DG9solCXsAIUsDE?format=jpg

my wife is currently engaged in cross-stitching a gigantic map of middle earth for my wall

I don't think she could pop a watermelon tho

also metal is fucking white you damned dirty paki

i won't stand idly by while you try to co-opt my people's music

it's like rap

Metal belongs to the white man.

Wagner for the working class white man.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-entertainment/iron-maiden-fans-somehow-immune-to-self-consciousness-epidemic-2013042666810

metal is so specifically white that it only proliferated during a time when the white soul was under direct assault

commercialization didn't kill metal, it accomplished what it needed to, and exhausted its expressive meaning

Metal was invented by a wop

Thus not white

so were helicopters

italians are white

the bourgeois who pollute Metal with indie filth must be exterminated

the meme must end

Never

listen here tater grater

okay, there is two options:
1. italians and other southern euros aren't white
2. they are white but there should be no intermixing between them and northwestern euros

all that's necessary to maintain the completion of my ego is that romans were white

i just ate a plate of spaghett

Romans were turks

i am white

therefore

italy is white

romans were sandniggers

i dunno the bust of caeser and augustus look p.white

later emperors were germanics

but they sucked

what does that mean, guys

They were the loser Germans

yeah

Who got kicked out of Germany