this first product won't graduate me but it'll put me maybe halfway there

by product 3 or 4 for sure

no more need for fartjob

one arm calisthenics are really starting to shine already

already making me much better at moving myself

man... I am still bouncing off the walls. I'm gonna need to be drugged for the 2 months until my crap is selling

ACTUALLY NOT

THERE WILL BE PLENTY TO DO

How do I convince a girl to drop out of college for me

MTV VMA Ratings Sink, Almost 50% of Viewers Gone in Three Years, Down By More than a Million from Last Year

Mediajews getting nervous

is she on birth control?

if so, focus on getting her off that first. it makes them more insane and also prevents you from impregnating them which is the best way to get them to forget about their bullshit education.

If she's on birth control don't bother tbh, they've made her into a whore

awards shows are predictably dull. who the fuck wants to see another absurd Katy Perry performance

hello

yes, or another shitty Adele solo, good point

is this the alt-right?

i asked for direction to some people to the alt-right

they sent me here

This is the actual right, not the cucked right, which apparently makes us alternative

ok

good

i am not cucked

so that is good

Should be the norm not the alternative the way we're growing tbh

She's not

Great advice

we will make the norm!

I should just impregnate her

have you ever impregnated someone?

my father owned a farm when i was just a boy, those were good times

That's no guarantee anymore tbh she might make the kid grow up to be a fatherless bitch

you did not have to worry about impregnating someone, you could just pluck from the help

who cares for bastards anyway?

What?

you should impregnate the woman if you want to keep her and raise the child

but if it's your bastard you should not do it

the bastard does not deserve your name, so why would you do it?

marry before impregnating is I think what they're saying

if you can marry her, yes of course