Message from @Crux
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and my huge weight horrible form barbell rows work my hamstrings a lot
I have wide hips so no matter what I do my body will never look classically "aesthetic," so for me getting freakishly strong on compounds is the only thing worth attempting
if I am not strong it will be shameful because either way I will look like an ogre
from the neck down anyway
Could always apply to be Shrek at DisneyWorld
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I'm not fat, just not proportioned to be an underwear model
shrek is fucking muscular
0% fat
Sumo? How fat are you dawg
you dont have to be *that* fat to do sumo
Bus stations really bring out the worst people
I'm not really that fat
I just prefer sumo deads because of my proportions
I do not do sumo wrestling
if fat people tried to sumo me I would just hit them and get on with my life
so you are at least a chub
I can't see my abs, but I'm not much fatter than that
like my stomach lays flat
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dude i dont wanna bother him
he has to make amends for not respecting my wishes
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percussive gaycromancy
Percussive anal sex
if you know what I mean
hard slamming anal sex like snare drum
balls slamming into your pelvis. percussive thunder of skin on skin
brutally slamming your fucking dick into a skeleton
ANAL CLENCH + CARTWHEEL GOT YOUR DICK SNAPPED LIKE JESUS BREAKING BREAD FOR THE LAST MEAL
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