Message from @Parasite
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D8
just no
Yeah i get it
...etc
Yeah no more please
-head desks-
what's funny about cosplay is the gulf between the superior and the horrid
like there's almost a certain glamour to somebody getting it perfect, having no choice but to say "Woah shit, you really nailed it"
then there's everyone else's attempts
Who's your favorite, @Deleted User 57835c2c ?
pink butt
Yeah
Mine as well
by a long shot
I hope she's 18
long shot of jizz
@Nester those are all Oshino Shinobu from Monogatari
she is a vampire, she is like 500 years old
*wipes sweat off of forehead*
Lol
*unzips pants*
oftentimes there's not even a mediocre category of cosplay, there's just dead-on excellence, and maddeningly pathetic
okay, so let's put an example out there
here is suigintou (my waifu) https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/rozenmaiden/images/3/39/Suigintou_001.png/revision/latest?cb=20130805122047
note that the woman's face and build are a poor fit for it, also she tried to literally replicate the colors and shapes rather than figure out what it should look like "translated" to real life
getting there, she at least is a more attractive woman and didn't use construction paper colors
vs this girl who did it fantastically https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/3d/40/4a3d4017337b73357be0e509b6b5407f.jpg
not only is she attractive, but her features fit the character and she emulated body language the character would've used
it's not just a fat girl standing there in a walmart tier imitation of the character's clothes
the chick even looks bitchy like suigintou actually is
if all cosplay was this tier I would be fanatically into it
like if everybody who dressed up as Joker looked like this https://i.pinimg.com/736x/05/41/c3/0541c348ba952a1df2feabcaaeb4ec1d--joker-cosplay-dc-cosplay.jpg
that would fucking kick ass, top notch cosplay would be like having halloween several times a year
i once tried my hand at ledger joker, one halloween (before i started in on girly pills)
i think i did fairly well