Message from @Hagel

Discord ID: 380118019965190148


2017-11-14 22:08:31 UTC  

Was it "please WIld-senpai, give me your sperm! Onegai~!" or some dumb drunk slut saying "Yeah you'll do for the night, gimme the ol' bangarang before I sober up"?

2017-11-14 22:09:29 UTC  

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

2017-11-14 22:09:43 UTC  

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

2017-11-14 22:09:47 UTC  

@Horns come on bro tell us how alpha you were

2017-11-14 22:09:57 UTC  

This guy thinks I've gone to a party.

2017-11-14 22:10:49 UTC  

Exilarch you were there when I told Ludvig about this.

2017-11-14 22:10:53 UTC  

Geez.

2017-11-14 22:10:57 UTC  

I don't remember it at all

2017-11-14 22:11:02 UTC  

Clearly.

2017-11-14 22:11:38 UTC  

More like vigilance by the day.

2017-11-14 22:11:50 UTC  

Regale us with a tale papa varg

2017-11-14 22:11:53 UTC  

well don't take it hard, it's just that the details of your life are honestly not very important to me

2017-11-14 22:12:11 UTC  

Why didn't you fuck her vagina? Did you not have a condom?

2017-11-14 22:12:14 UTC  

Seems weird to me

2017-11-14 22:12:24 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:12:31 UTC  

I know she would have spread her legs

2017-11-14 22:12:38 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:12:51 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:13:06 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:13:09 UTC  

@Horns you're complementing him with that comparison

2017-11-14 22:13:18 UTC  

I know she would have spread her legs

2017-11-14 22:13:22 UTC  

it must be weird to have sex with a girl and you're just as light as the girl is

2017-11-14 22:13:30 UTC  

@Horns you're complementing him with that comparison

2017-11-14 22:13:35 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:13:38 UTC  

it must be weird to have sex with a girl and you're just as light as the girl is

2017-11-14 22:13:43 UTC  

@Horns you're complementing him with that comparison

2017-11-14 22:13:54 UTC  

it must be weird to have sex with a girl and you're just as light as the girl is

2017-11-14 22:14:00 UTC  

Or maybe you did

2017-11-14 22:14:03 UTC  

@Horns you're complementing him with that comparison

2017-11-14 22:14:10 UTC  

Idk

2017-11-14 22:14:11 UTC  

The vagina has teeth.

2017-11-14 22:16:30 UTC  

what's the underlying reason behind all veganism?

2017-11-14 22:17:08 UTC  

Carjack!

2017-11-14 22:19:29 UTC  

I'm a chronic tofu eater but I'm not sure why full veganism is necessary

2017-11-14 22:20:02 UTC  

I'm a chronic tofu eater but I'm not sure why full veganism is necessary

2017-11-14 22:24:06 UTC  

honestly nothing matters except macros, it is all the same to your body, that has been known to science for decades

2017-11-14 22:43:31 UTC  

I love both dog cock and Negro cock, but that is hardly any reason to make either dogs or Negroes American citizens. Just as there will be ways to enjoy Chinese food without flooding America with Chinese asylum-seekers, there will be ways for you to enjoy Negro cock without allowing large numbers of Negroes to roam about destroying American infrastructures.

2017-11-14 22:53:08 UTC  

Fixed your keyboard? @Mother

2017-11-14 22:53:16 UTC  

<:spez:286646747365769216>

2017-11-14 22:54:23 UTC  

On my phone at the moment. Hey. Discord mobile is AIDS.

2017-11-14 22:54:28 UTC  

yep