I want to kick you in the head

Wild is learning

Eat a twinkie, man.

He'll make well strides in life

seriously I wonder how wild would abstractly nerd his way through an experience like being stuffed in a trash can

"YOU INFERIOR SENSIE REEEEEEEE"->muffled noises

I'm a foot taller than you.

so?

also no you are not

Aren't you shorter than fallot?

retard believed it

lovely

I thought y'all was boys

and here I am the inferior sensie

VeganBrahmin society

yes Wild, I am a 5'5" midget, Irish/aussie abbo hybrid

No, that;s profaggonist.

You can't fool me.

He's taller than you wild

I already did fool you dumbass

Thick uncut penis

I probably forgot the things I lied about that you currently think are true

how is your abstract non-sensie ism even better if you are still gullible

Wild did you ever get some tang yet duder

what does it even do for you other than shield your ego from the reality that you suck

He's 6'8'' and does one handed handstands whist reading the economic news with one phone whist voice to text chatting with a second phone, as his son sits nearby rapidly studying texts with his 500 word count at age 1.

What

I bet I actually can do a one handed handstand, my body awareness is great

All I know is I'll always have a soft spot for your thunder thighs.

I am the lightning to your thunder.

True

now that I am shifting from barbell stuff to weight vest stuff, I probably will get even better coordination

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the coordination/athletics advantage of the calisthenics + kettlebells thing is absolutely real, I've been learning that real niggaz use weight vests and improvised kettlebells to go stupid heavy on all of it

and then they are basically comic book characters

Do you still sleep on an.Amazon yoga mat

yoga mats are normie, bedrolls are OG

Why not air mattress at least

what do you mean "at least"

what would that improve

Get a loft bed.