Or until Samson launches.

Goals are something I fail.

Every Effort Always Fails.

Do you get it yet?

Yes, it's funny.

Not really.

Yes, you are comedy gold.

Not really.

Nobody has ever found me funny, ever.

Not ever.

Yes, watch me laugh.

You're lying.

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You're lying because that would be something good. Nothing good can ever happen while I'm around.

Law of the universe.

All observations confirm it.

what would be something good?

being funny?

Will you come help me kill myself in person?

who says being funny is good?

your are funny, and pathetic, so actually, it is consistent with your "everything is bad"

it is pathetic-funny

It would constitute a positive reaction to my existence. It's something that can't happen.

and so bad

Whatever.

You're lying.

come on, go on

And attempting to get me to stop by shaming.

not shaming at all

Find another knife. That one isn't sharp enough. You can't "lel ur funny kid" shame me into backing down from this.

Yeah, you are.

Find another knife.

That one isn't sharp enough.

but actually listening and respecting your "I am so bad", and telling you you are funny and pathetic and bad as you want to be

Whatever.

I am agreeing with you.

No, you're not. You're mocking me.

Nobody agrees with me. Ever.

and is that good or bad?

Fate won't allow it.

Probably bad.