We know enough to have the logic to go on.

And again: you've never been a coward before, have you?

Still, consider suicide. Consider recording it, too.

Have you ever been a coward?

Of course, I have.

Then you know why I can't do that yet.

I need someone to come help me kill myself in person.

Ok, but it is on the list, then?

What list?

OF things to do.

There's not really a list for me, man.

I'm just screaming into the internet until someone comes to help me kill myself.

Let suicide be your goal, then.

Or until Samson launches.

Goals are something I fail.

Every Effort Always Fails.

Do you get it yet?

Yes, it's funny.

Not really.

Yes, you are comedy gold.

Not really.

Nobody has ever found me funny, ever.

Not ever.

Yes, watch me laugh.

You're lying.

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You're lying because that would be something good. Nothing good can ever happen while I'm around.

Law of the universe.

All observations confirm it.

what would be something good?

being funny?

Will you come help me kill myself in person?

who says being funny is good?

your are funny, and pathetic, so actually, it is consistent with your "everything is bad"

it is pathetic-funny

It would constitute a positive reaction to my existence. It's something that can't happen.

and so bad

Whatever.

You're lying.

come on, go on

And attempting to get me to stop by shaming.