who says being funny is good?

your are funny, and pathetic, so actually, it is consistent with your "everything is bad"

it is pathetic-funny

It would constitute a positive reaction to my existence. It's something that can't happen.

and so bad

Whatever.

You're lying.

come on, go on

And attempting to get me to stop by shaming.

not shaming at all

Find another knife. That one isn't sharp enough. You can't "lel ur funny kid" shame me into backing down from this.

Yeah, you are.

Find another knife.

That one isn't sharp enough.

but actually listening and respecting your "I am so bad", and telling you you are funny and pathetic and bad as you want to be

Whatever.

I am agreeing with you.

No, you're not. You're mocking me.

Nobody agrees with me. Ever.

and is that good or bad?

Fate won't allow it.

Probably bad.

no, it's good

Like everything else that's ever existed.

Whatever. I don't trust you.

you should not

So are you going to help me kill myself in person or not?

no, too boring

Then you're useless to me.

what is useful to you?

Someone who would come to Gadsden, Alabama and help me kill myself.

Or 15.6kg of Uranium 235 and a ticket to Jerusalem.

but that is not difficult if you know where to look for someone

Not really.

There's nowhere to look.

And of course, you forgot Cowardice.

ah, true

I agree with you

Don't. Lie.

You are right.

Don't. Lie.