Message from @Horns
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yeah ain't no fukkin nerd here
How do you read buddhism?
Fortune cookie?
I thought it sublimated itself via eating Chinese takeout
so far I'm disappointed by the results
going to try sushi next and see if zen can't pick up the slack
Humor.
Ok, now really; how do you read it?
I have a few summaries I picked up from the bookstore I get incense from by some author named sri adobada
If you were an INTJ you wouldn't even need to read.
You would just know.
Pleb.
Pitiful extravert.
" This is a short book, for busy people. Busy people who realize that they are not being true to themselves.
It describes a brief but intensive form of mediation for people who need results – fast. "
What the fuck is this guy?
This is sub-crow.
Yeah unfortunately I am an ESPN and do not received God-beamed truth merely by sitting alone in my bedroom """"thriving"""" on a diet of pine needles, resin and bark carvings.
No, sensies are ESPN.
Look at that blog.
"You can hear the distant cries of your lost soul, you can just about feel its struggles… It is trapped but alive and seeking to escape. It just needs help to escape the false selves and take-over your life, again - as is its right and duty - like it did when you were a child and before the world got at you.
Find your lost soul, set it free, restore it to its proper place!"
`The state of mind
Set a frame for your meditation: briefly remind yourself, mentally, what you want to do and how you want to do it.
Find my soul.
How to do the meditation
Get somewhere reasonably quiet, without distractions.
Sit, stand or walk – whatever helps you best.
Stay fully awake and alert – and focus.
Focus within – and seek your lost soul.`
Wow
Detailed instructions
just sit down and find it
WOW
Is this satire
So this was written in 2016
When he was a mormon right?
So why isn't he advocating....praying or going to church???
????
I swear I hear my wife's yoga instructor saying this stuff as she sucks him off
wait
😅
This guy as agent of Satan hypothesis is growing in strength.
Final step is opening a Patreon.
I admire people who have the ability to suddenly make money out of thin air
If somebody asked me to produce right this minute like 500 dollars I had no idea how I would do it other than to steal
Are you hot?