damnit

Only the Green Bay Packers are publicly owned.

Fuck my nigga Terry for a Blackberry

K

$200 to suck dick why

HEY GUYS THIS IS MARK DICE HERE

*fidgets 100 times*

*shakes erratically*

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Hey guys it's (((MaRk DiCe))) plz buy my new book fren.. Liberalism is a mental disorder ok?

why did i make this pasta sauce hot

literally why.

you're a real man, that's why.

yeah it tastes better but it doesnt add much to it

i was outta cheese for the sauce so i had to do something

btw im pretty sure my room mate was eating parmasean cheese out of the can

basil and a pinch of sugar

bc the man doesnt cook shit

and i ran outta two jars in a week

that fucker was shoveling that shit in his mouth

Parmesan cheese *in a can*?

wtf is that

that's disgusting he was eating grated parm out of a shaker??

i think so dude

haha @J U S T

THESE CRAZY LIBERALS *face twitches*

i caught the same kid microwaving eggs

so nothing is out the door here

i microwave eggs....

it's so much faster and easier to clean and they puff up bigger

I actually think there isnt much i can do for him

aside from death

*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!1!1!1!1!1*
**WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE EGGS?** I BET THE KID IS A DOWNIE COMMIE

honor killing

Dude imagine bein so lazy

you cant grab afrying pan

microwave eggs wtf

and make them in like 49 secs

bro is he trying to blow up your place

if you own a parakeet you can';t use non-stick pans and non-stick pans with eggs fucking sucks

I don't think eggs are meant to be in microwaves at all