My teacher said to me that i was a failure and i'll never amount to anything, i laughed at him ":whats so funny anon?", "well you see professor," the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer "i watch rick and morty". The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "how?" the proffessor says, "i cant undersand its humour.." "well you see" i say, "WUBBA LUIBBA DUB DUB" one lone student laughs in the back, and i turn to see who this fellow genius is,
its none other than albert einstein

And oozing purple ink

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when did the peepee poopoo man "Designated Loo" get cucked?

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SWEAT BABY SWEAT BABY

SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT

Me fucking mormons

Oh

No

Mormon women are crazy

U AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON DICKSCOVERY CHANNEL

(gettin horny now)

i had mormon neighbors at one point, they had 12 kids.

The fuck is a Mormon again?

...

And what do they believe

@ordosius ***w a t***

Woe

@Drakus_ someone who prays to Mecca 5x daily.

LOVE the kind u clean up with a mop and bucket

Its 1 oct now

Something like Christan but not really

Where the white women at?

Seriously though, Mormons believe that Jesus returned to North America.

I knoe

@!𝓐𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓮 𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷 yea the guy was a doctor and since he was a mormon they dont believe in safe sex. dude had 12 kids and by the time he moved out he had another one on the way.

yuk

mormons reproduce like fucking muslims

Isnt mormons a branch of gnosis

I knew a Mormon in High School and he looked inbred and his name was Malachi

AYYYYYYYYYYY

Lmao

malachi is a chapter in the book of mormon

What are you, some kind of Mormon?

Man I added some retards as friends on FB.

nah, i had mormon neighbors m8 @Daddu

they tried to "turn me into a mormon"

my wife btfo'd them several times

Noice