Message from @sargen

Discord ID: 363807277284589600


2017-09-30 21:58:32 UTC  

I saw a closeup of this tattoo and her entire eyeball is swollen and purple

2017-09-30 21:58:33 UTC  

My teacher said to me that i was a failure and i'll never amount to anything, i laughed at him ":whats so funny anon?", "well you see professor," the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer "i watch rick and morty". The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "how?" the proffessor says, "i cant undersand its humour.." "well you see" i say, "WUBBA LUIBBA DUB DUB" one lone student laughs in the back, and i turn to see who this fellow genius is,
its none other than albert einstein

2017-09-30 21:58:37 UTC  

And oozing purple ink

2017-09-30 21:58:53 UTC  

when did the peepee poopoo man "Designated Loo" get cucked?

2017-09-30 21:58:56 UTC  

<:DabBoi:363745494255665153>

2017-09-30 21:58:59 UTC  

SWEAT BABY SWEAT BABY

2017-09-30 21:59:03 UTC  

SEX IS A TEXAS DROUGHT

2017-09-30 21:59:17 UTC  

Me fucking mormons

2017-09-30 21:59:23 UTC  

Oh

2017-09-30 21:59:25 UTC  

No

2017-09-30 21:59:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/363807093112963084/image.jpg

2017-09-30 21:59:33 UTC  

Mormon women are crazy

2017-09-30 21:59:40 UTC  

U AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE THEY DO IT ON DICKSCOVERY CHANNEL

2017-09-30 21:59:46 UTC  

(gettin horny now)

2017-09-30 21:59:47 UTC  

i had mormon neighbors at one point, they had 12 kids.

2017-09-30 22:00:02 UTC  

The fuck is a Mormon again?

2017-09-30 22:00:12 UTC  

And what do they believe

2017-09-30 22:00:14 UTC  

Woe

2017-09-30 22:00:18 UTC  

@Drakus_ someone who prays to Mecca 5x daily.

2017-09-30 22:00:22 UTC  

LOVE the kind u clean up with a mop and bucket

2017-09-30 22:00:23 UTC  

Its 1 oct now

2017-09-30 22:00:26 UTC  

Something like Christan but not really

2017-09-30 22:00:45 UTC  

Where the white women at?

2017-09-30 22:00:47 UTC  

Seriously though, Mormons believe that Jesus returned to North America.

2017-09-30 22:00:48 UTC  

I knoe

2017-09-30 22:01:00 UTC  

@!๐“๐“ป๐“ฝ๐“ฒ๐“ฎ ๐“Ÿ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ป๐“ช๐“ฐ๐“ธ๐“ท yea the guy was a doctor and since he was a mormon they dont believe in safe sex. dude had 12 kids and by the time he moved out he had another one on the way.

2017-09-30 22:01:19 UTC  

mormons reproduce like fucking muslims

2017-09-30 22:01:42 UTC  

Isnt mormons a branch of gnosis

2017-09-30 22:01:45 UTC  

I knew a Mormon in High School and he looked inbred and his name was Malachi

2017-09-30 22:01:57 UTC  

AYYYYYYYYYYY

2017-09-30 22:02:00 UTC  

Lmao

2017-09-30 22:02:01 UTC  

malachi is a chapter in the book of mormon

2017-09-30 22:02:33 UTC  

What are you, some kind of Mormon?

Man I added some retards as friends on FB.

2017-09-30 22:02:42 UTC  

nah, i had mormon neighbors m8 @Daddu

2017-09-30 22:02:49 UTC  

they tried to "turn me into a mormon"

2017-09-30 22:02:58 UTC  

my wife btfo'd them several times