*pats head*

Well let's see

Actual dog, or undercover furry <:Thonk:362811285869559808>

I eat. I poop. I like to take walks. And i shitpost. It's a dog's purpose.

😢

Wew

>pretending to be a dog

Furry

!!!

@฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ hey, he can identify as a dog if he wants you racist!

Man I identify as a black person so I can't be racist, bitch!

checkmate @฿ⱤɆӾł₮ɆɆⱤ

Sometimes i wish i was a human. Because then i'd be able to give myself treats.

School is a fuck

poor doggo

Help me

Questioning science is part of science

<:tbhfam:356316888109940738> <:tbhfam:356316888109940738> <:tbhfam:356316888109940738> <:tbhfam:356316888109940738> <:tbhfam:356316888109940738>

>school

science is racist now didnt you hear?

Literally drop out

Trade off being a dog: i can lick my own balls.

ewwww

K mate

gross

Watch Rick and Morty for school

Move to the Midwest

You can live off minimum wage

i fucking love rick and morty

Minimum wage in Washington is set to go to $13.50 in a couple years

What?

watching a season of Rick and Morty is like a semester of science class.

LOL

@futurestorms you see you have to have a high iq to see how intelligent the show is

Except you need more than 3 semesters of science

🤔

@Scary_Clown Watching the commentary of rick and morty is like going to grad school.

I watch documentaries in my spare time