10 year old /k/ memes being dusted off

Reee

Dog: RIP in peace

the founding fathers were absolute geniuses

no way they anticipated weaponry or technology would improve

They were.

!!

He was a good boy 😿

😹

if only we could just u know

Only one chance at making a road map into the future. Make it good.

The second amendment doesn't say keep and bear arms that are small

revive all the founding fathers using some sort of frankenstein machine

and then put em in charge u know

Forefathers=foresight.

the original continental congress

We’ve shredded everything they gave us.

I've had that thought in my head before

>not reviving hot babes instead

reviving old men 🏳️‍🌈

Or just using a time machine and plugging them up

Revive the hairy continental chicks too

Plucking*

They’d fuck

disgusting

Fuck my phone is on the retarded tonight

yeah revive those colonial chicks too

do you think they ate ass before shaving

Would that be necrophilia?

Moly locks

they'd give you 7 kids

before shaving was a thing

wouldn't even break a sweat

@Autistic Dog they did everything we do.

Legislation and amendments have cut a swathe into the original rules

do you think cavemen ate their bitches asses

with the matted down pubes

and dingleberries

those colonial women shit out kids like modern women shit out bills

Hell my grandad had 12 siblings.

Ass hair dreadlocks