very based i might buy that actually

if I could eat steak every night I would

red meat baby

im sure my neigbor would call the cops on my for putting it in my yard tho. she calls the cops on me for just about everything

https://www.zazzle.com/well_armed_home_lawn_sign-256105593156774500

I wanna move to the US

just to have these signs on my lawn

move here

to love america

and her beauty

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Her beauty

I hope she tries to take it down when you're sleeping.

just don't go anywhere near Iowa and Nebraska

Yehh I love the dirty nig streets

Then call the cops on her./

@stupid Why ?

my liberal neighbor called the cops on me for trimming the tree branches that were hanging in MY yard. i shit you not.

WTF

shoot him

I'd just shoot

I don't like pork

https://www.zazzle.com/private_property_yard_sign-256364217055584997

i have to get hit by branches every time i mow my yard basically.

@COOLBEANS even pigs cant resist bacon!

kill the tree in secret

@Weissest what if they are scoped into it

drill holes in the sides and fill them with gasoline, bleach and tree killer

also lots of salt

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she would sue me over a tree tbh and im just a professional author, i dont make but like 100k a year so i couldnt fuck with court costs.

>professional author

nibba what

Sue me over a tree

Is that america now

Just suing people over things??

just not texan states @Dolly

yea shes that insane. she literally let her back deck deteriorate, its falling apart, its unusable.

there is MOLD all over her house

@StevePines -WA If ya have a camera in your front yard you can call the poliece. It's pirvate property.

She needs to die