my liberal neighbor called the cops on me for trimming the tree branches that were hanging in MY yard. i shit you not.

WTF

shoot him

I'd just shoot

I don't like pork

https://www.zazzle.com/private_property_yard_sign-256364217055584997

i have to get hit by branches every time i mow my yard basically.

@COOLBEANS even pigs cant resist bacon!

kill the tree in secret

@Weissest what if they are scoped into it

drill holes in the sides and fill them with gasoline, bleach and tree killer

also lots of salt

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she would sue me over a tree tbh and im just a professional author, i dont make but like 100k a year so i couldnt fuck with court costs.

>professional author

nibba what

Sue me over a tree

Is that america now

Just suing people over things??

just not texan states @Dolly

yea shes that insane. she literally let her back deck deteriorate, its falling apart, its unusable.

there is MOLD all over her house

@StevePines -WA If ya have a camera in your front yard you can call the poliece. It's pirvate property.

She needs to die

kill the tree in secret

she doesnt upkeep her property

Don't inhale the mould

shes a liberal NATURE fanatic

AnCap her

EW

@ordosius What about asking her if you could trim the branches overhanging your property?
News flash, you can anyway

At least shes not a nudist

I really like the outdoors but I'd kill a tree lol

Loving nature isn't equal to growing mold lol

I've killed plenty of trees

im not even joking. i'll go outside an take a pic of her back deck in a min.

suing everyone is one of the things I don't like about america much

I'll sue you

Because I feel like it

only losers sue in america

Frivolous lawsuits