chicken and watermelon

a great combo

mmmmm

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

I grew some watermelons when I was younger. they came out alright

I grow better tomatoes

"tomatoes"

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

":D

*can you die in a living room?*

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

And I got to sit in my 2nd period eat and watch deaspool

@Walter rofl

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

*today is yesterday's tomorrow*

yes

*So if two vegans argue with each other, will it still be called beef?*

@Deleted User 904fdf23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence

yes

*If you choke on ice is that considered drowning??*

OOOOOH here she goes, WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP, ooooo here she comes, SHE'S A MAN-EATER!

terry cruz

@Sagif Are you a Finn or something?

I am not Finn

Perkele

If I fill a bookbag with rocks is it a bookbag or a rock bag

*If you wait for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?*

nutso

steve, lame

nytuso

@rubyyz yes

thats a quality reference wtf

ree

@KennyD https://youtu.be/BnTW6fZz-1E

kek

*If you watch a livestream at 1.5x speed are you time travelling?*