😦

There was one today

@ah ah okay. hard to tell sometimes you know.

And I ran, I ran so far away. I just ran, I ran all night and day. I couldn't get away.

*When you are thinking about your brain, is your brain thinking about itself?*

ran sooo farrrr awayyy

*If Jesus can walk on water, watermelons are 92% water, and I can walk on watermelons, am I 92% Jesus?*

your brain cant think. you dont have free will.

He was inside the highschool across the street holding a gun to a students head

chicken and watermelon

a great combo

mmmmm

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

I grew some watermelons when I was younger. they came out alright

I grow better tomatoes

"tomatoes"

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

":D

*can you die in a living room?*

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

And I got to sit in my 2nd period eat and watch deaspool

@Walter rofl

If pussies are wet, and I get wet in the YMCA pool, am I a pussy?

*today is yesterday's tomorrow*

yes

*So if two vegans argue with each other, will it still be called beef?*

@Deleted User 904fdf23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbevQH1B9ic

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence

yes

*If you choke on ice is that considered drowning??*

OOOOOH here she goes, WATCH OUT BOY SHE'LL CHEW YOU UP, ooooo here she comes, SHE'S A MAN-EATER!

terry cruz

@Sagif Are you a Finn or something?

I am not Finn

Perkele

If I fill a bookbag with rocks is it a bookbag or a rock bag

*If you wait for the waiter, doesn't that make you the waiter?*