they gave every single trip (including location of trip beginning and destination) and the customer's name to the federal government like a year ago

They fucking suck cocks

1. get a cab
2. pay cash
3. congrats you are not gay

little kids use uber to get to malls now

@Autistic Dog you're shitting me

oh my god

cant wait for the first molestation/kidnapping filing

you have to be 18 i think

but they still use it

>first filing
"oh no! first incident! we have to stop this!"
>over 420 uber kidnappings already happened

I hate everyone

im more worried about the self driving shit they're ramming through here

uber and amazon are gonna be pushing that shit hard

wave goodbye to jobs

Self-driving Teslas can't stay safe

Ops

Seems Google'd doing way better off, though

not teslas

google/uber/amazon are all testing their cars

Yeah the teslas are shit

They have shittty sensors on Tesla

apparently it's only based on FUCKING OPTICS?

Google claims their car never crashed on its own

BU BU BU BU BUT IT GOES 0-60 IN 0.1 SECONDS

Either way, these fucking cars will be (unnecessarily) communicating with their masters over the internet

nevermind that it weighs more than a military truck <:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905>

rip sasha

@Autistic Dog oy vey 0-60 in 1 milllisecond! yet it can't go straight for long, it cums too fast! yet it doesn't even go fast!

theres uber in soviet russia?

uber gonna rape you

xd

I was thinking of ordering Uber Eats but I won't want a sand nigger to spit in my food

or anybody, tbh

cornering a 6000lb sedan <:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905>

They can just open that shit and spit in it

just like a ferrari <:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905>

get their cum baggie out and drop some cum in your salad

@Autistic Dog IGNORE STATS, GOY

I mean seriously how can they expect food delivery to work when the driver can fuck with your food

Uber is cuck tier in america

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