Message from @acidhammer

Discord ID: 368458897759010817


2017-10-13 17:59:02 UTC  

yo

2017-10-13 17:59:23 UTC  

<:HyperThinking:356316737588690944>

2017-10-13 17:59:24 UTC  

KIMMY K: BLUE PILL EXTRAORDINAIRE, ARMENIAN GONE THEIR OWN WAY
KANYE: #SUPERWOKEASSNIBBA

2017-10-13 17:59:48 UTC  

"Uberโ€™s search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men"

pEAK kEK HAS BEEN REACHED

2017-10-13 18:00:20 UTC  
2017-10-13 18:01:15 UTC  

Oi

2017-10-13 18:01:23 UTC  

what do u think?

2017-10-13 18:01:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350739775214583812/368458221381353472/1507903311642.jpg

2017-10-13 18:01:29 UTC  
2017-10-13 18:01:40 UTC  

Maybe because uber had been hit left and right by lawsuits and no one wants to run it

2017-10-13 18:01:55 UTC  

Uber sucks uber cock

2017-10-13 18:02:05 UTC  

cocksuckers dont give a fuck about your privacy

2017-10-13 18:02:21 UTC  

ah man i shot Marvin in the face

2017-10-13 18:02:49 UTC  

they gave every single trip (including location of trip beginning and destination) and the customer's name to the federal government like a year ago

2017-10-13 18:02:53 UTC  

They fucking suck cocks

2017-10-13 18:03:27 UTC  

1. get a cab
2. pay cash
3. congrats you are not gay

2017-10-13 18:03:58 UTC  

little kids use uber to get to malls now

2017-10-13 18:04:06 UTC  

@Autistic Dog you're shitting me

2017-10-13 18:04:08 UTC  

oh my god

2017-10-13 18:04:08 UTC  

cant wait for the first molestation/kidnapping filing

2017-10-13 18:04:15 UTC  

you have to be 18 i think

2017-10-13 18:04:19 UTC  

but they still use it

2017-10-13 18:04:51 UTC  

>first filing
"oh no! first incident! we have to stop this!"
>over 420 uber kidnappings already happened

2017-10-13 18:04:57 UTC  

I hate everyone

2017-10-13 18:05:18 UTC  

im more worried about the self driving shit they're ramming through here

2017-10-13 18:05:29 UTC  

uber and amazon are gonna be pushing that shit hard

2017-10-13 18:05:32 UTC  

wave goodbye to jobs

2017-10-13 18:05:34 UTC  

Self-driving Teslas can't stay safe

2017-10-13 18:05:40 UTC  

Ops

2017-10-13 18:05:42 UTC  

Seems Google'd doing way better off, though

2017-10-13 18:05:48 UTC  

not teslas

2017-10-13 18:05:55 UTC  

google/uber/amazon are all testing their cars

2017-10-13 18:05:56 UTC  

Yeah the teslas are shit

2017-10-13 18:06:01 UTC  

They have shittty sensors on Tesla

2017-10-13 18:06:08 UTC  

apparently it's only based on FUCKING OPTICS?

2017-10-13 18:06:16 UTC  

Google claims their car never crashed on its own

2017-10-13 18:06:24 UTC  

BU BU BU BU BUT IT GOES 0-60 IN 0.1 SECONDS

2017-10-13 18:06:39 UTC  

Either way, these fucking cars will be (unnecessarily) communicating with their masters over the internet