Message from @acidhammer
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"Uberโs search for a female CEO has been narrowed down to 3 men"
pEAK kEK HAS BEEN REACHED
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DInQ7XWJYAM
My favorite song
Oi
what do u think?
LOL @stupid
Maybe because uber had been hit left and right by lawsuits and no one wants to run it
Uber sucks uber cock
cocksuckers dont give a fuck about your privacy
ah man i shot Marvin in the face
they gave every single trip (including location of trip beginning and destination) and the customer's name to the federal government like a year ago
They fucking suck cocks
1. get a cab
2. pay cash
3. congrats you are not gay
little kids use uber to get to malls now
@Autistic Dog you're shitting me
oh my god
cant wait for the first molestation/kidnapping filing
you have to be 18 i think
but they still use it
>first filing
"oh no! first incident! we have to stop this!"
>over 420 uber kidnappings already happened
I hate everyone
im more worried about the self driving shit they're ramming through here
uber and amazon are gonna be pushing that shit hard
wave goodbye to jobs
Self-driving Teslas can't stay safe
Ops
Seems Google'd doing way better off, though
not teslas
google/uber/amazon are all testing their cars
Yeah the teslas are shit
They have shittty sensors on Tesla
apparently it's only based on FUCKING OPTICS?
Google claims their car never crashed on its own
BU BU BU BU BUT IT GOES 0-60 IN 0.1 SECONDS
Either way, these fucking cars will be (unnecessarily) communicating with their masters over the internet
nevermind that it weighs more than a military truck <:PepeSpecial:356316713429499905>
rip sasha
@Autistic Dog oy vey 0-60 in 1 milllisecond! yet it can't go straight for long, it cums too fast! yet it doesn't even go fast!
theres uber in soviet russia?
uber gonna rape you