Message from @bam
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He was killed
we made sure of that m9
<:FeelsBadMan:356316589689405440>
we 420noscopedweed his sweet ass into next week
that upset me
i was born in a concerntration camp situation on the nazi germans arctic colony. there were over 3 thousand workers uncovering discoveries made in the ice. there are no know records of this, however, because i am the only survivor or the base. what I saw? an alien space craft. the workers woke a space craft from the ice and the aliens murdered the three thousand workers and soldiers on the site. there were several other space crafts, all destroyed from a different time. the nazis believed there was a great war over the skies of earth thousands of years ago. i was in command of the jewish men and women working on recovering the space craft. my story? I saved the world. I saved the fucking world. after the destruction of the people i used a mobile v2 rocket station and permanently grounded the space craft. i then infiltrated the craft and used the aliens advanced weapons against them. i was only 5 years old at the time but this shows my physical and mental strength in taking down my alien foes. single handedly taking down the crew of 50 aliens and then destroying the space makes me the greatest warrior on earth. nobody will believe me and nobody will know my story. but its all true. Aliens are out there and their invasion force is on its way. im going into cryogenic sleep right now so i can prepare for the invasion force. i will save earth a second time and destroy the alien forces, and save earth. i have been training every single day; learned every martial art, weapon, every bit of knowlege possible, i know all human truths not derived from god. im the single most gifted individual on the entire earth and those little mother fuckers wont stand a chance against me or my big brain, big muslces, big cock and big personality. i also know the aliens weakness. PORK. the aliens are muslim so if I unite all of the pigs in the world we can stop the alien invasion force together and save humanity.
<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>
Henlo apostrophe king
hi
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poor lulu
Although my one GSD hates black labs
hello goyim
fucking Lulu
the class clown
OUT OUT OUT
TIME FOR LULU'S EXECUTION
<:MonkaGiga:362975800146001921>
lol
Lauren Rose is so ducking hot
I diagnose you with gay
Why
Is everyone so quiet...
Because it's late in America, probably?
good morning everybody, my name is *click clock clap clack* and welcome to my village
boot camp for you, young man
welcome to current year, everything gives you cancer, including water. enjoy your stay
what a comfy server.
Hello.
I feel lied to. I joined and I got a dm for the bot. The bot's name is Dyno but its not the Dyno with the blue icon. #notmydyno.