Oh man, you are my new hero

That’s why the moon landing was ‘faked.’ The magic doesn’t reach the moon.

Flat top is my enemyyyy

Fuck Burger King

wizard is code for cuck

@futurestorms It makes sense, how do you think Trump won the presidency and why the establishment hates him so much. His a fucking wizard man.

A modern day Merlin

The first time Trump played D&D he was DM.

He walks onto any campus and BOOM master’s degree.

The Pope didn’t want to meet him because he’d have to give up his popedom out of reverence.

Cults of personality are illegal

Meep

so, JFK conspiracies are confirmed

more than one shooter

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40+ snipers @ jfk

how do you break up with a girl without hurting her

show her a photo of an ugly girl

tell her you are leaving her for her

tell her its not her its you

/done

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I would agree 😃

@Scary_Clown Block her phone number then procede to remove her existance from any social media.

dont block her number

remove her on everything

and everytime she texts you respond with "lol"

yeh man. you dont want that crazy biatch callin

just like.....stop all contact without saying anything

completley drop off the grid

unironically this is the best advice

call cops if she turns up at house

but if youree looking for memes

do what i did

or do what i said*

who does amazon think i am

when she tries to prove you know her to cops (called out for a break and enter) all her numbers wont work and you wont exist on social media

when tries to pull up photos of you 2 on her phone, claim they are photoshoped and you are getting really worried about who this person is