Message from @aydenwithay

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2019-03-29 04:36:46 UTC  

We also have very handy trade agreements amongst ourselves

2019-03-29 04:36:50 UTC  

<:cool:507986727953235970>

2019-03-29 04:37:05 UTC  

depends on who you ask... if needed, UN troops can be sent in

2019-03-29 04:37:14 UTC  

ugh

2019-03-29 04:37:24 UTC  

*That's still US troops 80% of the time.*

2019-03-29 04:37:25 UTC  

we have ppl suing the state of california

2019-03-29 04:37:28 UTC  

and we win

2019-03-29 04:37:34 UTC  

but california never listens to the government

2019-03-29 04:37:44 UTC  

lots of Russian troops

2019-03-29 04:38:01 UTC  

Russia prefers dealing with their own things

2019-03-29 04:38:08 UTC  

A Russian occupation would be weird, lmao'

2019-03-29 04:38:14 UTC  

Wonder how people would feel

2019-03-29 04:38:48 UTC  

*Time to learn Russian, boys.*

2019-03-29 04:38:55 UTC  

most people wouldn't notice

2019-03-29 04:38:59 UTC  

Potato

2019-03-29 04:39:03 UTC  

too asleep

2019-03-29 04:39:03 UTC  

I speak russian

2019-03-29 04:39:08 UTC  

Potato vodka

2019-03-29 04:39:16 UTC  

<:GWchadThonkery:366999788803325952>

2019-03-29 04:40:23 UTC  

😂

2019-03-29 04:44:54 UTC  

does anybody know any good flip/switchblade knives?

2019-03-29 04:51:18 UTC  

switchblades are shit

2019-03-29 04:51:26 UTC  

the locking nut always breaks

2019-03-29 04:53:17 UTC  

high quality ones*

2019-03-29 04:53:32 UTC  

im asking if there exists one that doesnt end up having a rusted spring/locking nut

2019-03-29 04:54:02 UTC  

You could get some plate stainless steel and engineer your own one

2019-03-29 04:54:20 UTC  

The ones you can buy are all going to be shit deliberately

2019-03-29 04:54:49 UTC  

Besides why do you even want a switch blade for? frightening grandmothers at the ATM?

2019-03-29 04:55:19 UTC  

Yeah you'll probably just end up with 5-10 years, I'll send you a bar of soap.

2019-03-29 04:57:42 UTC  

@aydenwithay try not to cut yourself

2019-03-29 04:58:47 UTC  

uh @Human Sheeple how do you stop an arterial bleed

2019-03-29 04:58:54 UTC  

kinda needing some help here

2019-03-29 04:59:38 UTC  

Got a belt or a tie? tighten it over the area apply pressure to the wound

2019-03-29 04:59:42 UTC  

use ice to constrict the blood flow

2019-03-29 04:59:45 UTC  

use blenty of cloth

2019-03-29 04:59:51 UTC  

ok

2019-03-29 04:59:56 UTC  

should i stuff it with gauze

2019-03-29 05:00:10 UTC  

its about 1 inch deep

2019-03-29 05:00:11 UTC  

Might want to use a rapid adhesive

2019-03-29 05:00:19 UTC  

i have clotting agent for dog nails