I'm 50

a master debater

or a master bater?

😂

my mom taught me get out before 18 kwon do

Martial arts is like a second language to me.

grew up with it

same

there was this old teacher that my dad had

stupidly walking in front of cars

when you're a blackbelt but can't kiss or ride a bike at age 15.....

that master died eventually

car didn't stop

probably the toothfairy

my dad was going with him to a restaurant

and saw him stepping in front of cars

he switched to another teacher

Bottom text.

head explodes

that meme doesn't help

seee

faries are real

@Derek Nelson they put foil in some instant food packaging to heat it

https://twitter.com/OOFMATIC/status/996022817677365249

fairies*

there ya go

memes have been around a long time

they use globe propoganda in schools to push indoctrination, trying to imply that a ship going over a waterfall is an edge and thus flat earth isn't real.

and the belief is sstupid.

bullshit

Apparently, you don't understand that the two are at completely different scales.

They are not exactly comparable.

https://images.theconversation.com/files/2421/original/A_Siegel.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&rect=20%2C0%2C300%2C186&q=45&auto=format&w=1012&h=668&fit=crop