Message from @A Search for Roche's Rifle

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2019-04-09 09:58:06 UTC  

thanks but I'm good with library genesis

2019-04-09 09:58:10 UTC  

Hahaha yeah

2019-04-09 09:58:32 UTC  

When you reply with "I question them, you are now wrong", they give you blank stares

2019-04-09 09:58:37 UTC  

They remind me of Heaven’s Gate

2019-04-09 09:59:00 UTC  

oh, mass suicide, great

2019-04-09 09:59:14 UTC  

A big spaceship following behind a comet that everybody’s going to jump on are you have to do is wear Nike shoes a purple robe and die

2019-04-09 09:59:35 UTC  

I suppose Nike is essential for the aliens to accept you?

2019-04-09 10:00:06 UTC  

Ofc. The aliens own the contract

2019-04-09 10:00:08 UTC  

yeah you don't want to mess up your transcedental suicide, you only get one shot after all, don't want to be left back

2019-04-09 10:00:09 UTC  

Lmao

2019-04-09 10:00:45 UTC  

and why is the spaceship following a comet?

2019-04-09 10:00:59 UTC  

It can propel itself, there's no need to subordinate yourself to the comet

2019-04-09 10:01:03 UTC  

You tell me

2019-04-09 10:01:08 UTC  

you're an advanced alien for the comet's sake

2019-04-09 10:01:10 UTC  

come on

2019-04-09 10:01:39 UTC  

Camouflage baby

2019-04-09 10:01:51 UTC  

🤮

2019-04-09 10:01:56 UTC  

well, Heaven's gate found out about them so it was all for nothing

2019-04-09 10:02:37 UTC  

They all castrated them selves so they could be pure. then killed them selves for aliens on a spaceship following a comet. that’s just insane

2019-04-09 10:02:57 UTC  

Why exactly does purity require castration?

2019-04-09 10:03:41 UTC  

I have no idea. Sex was bad for them i guess

2019-04-09 10:03:53 UTC  

A distraction

2019-04-09 10:03:56 UTC  

Yeah. Gotta make yourself extinct.

2019-04-09 10:04:17 UTC  

Pretty darn psycho

2019-04-09 10:04:18 UTC  

can't have kids, that will offend the aliens

2019-04-09 10:04:29 UTC  

aliens hate kids

2019-04-09 10:04:39 UTC  

But the aliens sure love to finger your butt hole

2019-04-09 10:04:55 UTC  

Yes. kids are bad, but gay is essential.

2019-04-09 10:05:46 UTC  

👨🏿‍🦱🧔🏻🧔🏻. Which one is gay?

2019-04-09 10:06:04 UTC  

the aliens, and the heaven's gate members who kowtow to them

2019-04-09 10:06:14 UTC  

Answer... all. three

2019-04-09 10:06:53 UTC  

looks weird on dark mode

2019-04-09 10:07:07 UTC  

white squares

2019-04-09 10:14:16 UTC  

Alright.

2019-04-09 10:15:10 UTC  

Wait is it bad that I'm gay

2019-04-09 10:15:26 UTC  

Yes, but nobody is perfect, don't worry about it

2019-04-09 10:16:03 UTC  

Ok well I'm gonna still be gay then

2019-04-09 10:16:34 UTC  

Ello

2019-04-09 10:16:37 UTC  

Sure, go ahead. The main problem is that it's not conductive to spreading your genes, but we have lots of people. We can use more, but we don't need them immediately.

2019-04-09 10:16:42 UTC  

Hi

2019-04-09 10:16:48 UTC  

Hi