It’s like a bad episode of the Stepford wives gone rogue

And they keep saying all this vague bs about what the bible really says and how we've been lied to, but they never get specific

Yeah there’s 144,000 of them that are going to make it to heaven the rest of us are all shit out of luck

and they invite you to go to some libraries in other countries to read some "original ancient scrolls that nobody questions"

thanks but I'm good with library genesis

Hahaha yeah

When you reply with "I question them, you are now wrong", they give you blank stares

They remind me of Heaven’s Gate

oh, mass suicide, great

A big spaceship following behind a comet that everybody’s going to jump on are you have to do is wear Nike shoes a purple robe and die

I suppose Nike is essential for the aliens to accept you?

Ofc. The aliens own the contract

yeah you don't want to mess up your transcedental suicide, you only get one shot after all, don't want to be left back

Lmao

and why is the spaceship following a comet?

It can propel itself, there's no need to subordinate yourself to the comet

You tell me

you're an advanced alien for the comet's sake

come on

Camouflage baby

🤮

well, Heaven's gate found out about them so it was all for nothing

They all castrated them selves so they could be pure. then killed them selves for aliens on a spaceship following a comet. that’s just insane

Why exactly does purity require castration?

I have no idea. Sex was bad for them i guess

A distraction

Yeah. Gotta make yourself extinct.

Pretty darn psycho

can't have kids, that will offend the aliens

aliens hate kids

But the aliens sure love to finger your butt hole

Yes. kids are bad, but gay is essential.

👨🏿‍🦱🧔🏻🧔🏻. Which one is gay?

the aliens, and the heaven's gate members who kowtow to them

Answer... all. three

looks weird on dark mode

white squares

Alright.

Wait is it bad that I'm gay

Yes, but nobody is perfect, don't worry about it

Ok well I'm gonna still be gay then